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Isn't it magnificent? Summer is fantastic.
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If we could block that last glimmer of hope
of light and watch the movie outdoors
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it would be almost as good as watching it at home.
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Have we run out of ice?
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I'm going on an expedition.
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- Stay out of the sun, Germaine.
- Yes. I'm just going to get some ice, Mom.
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- You could just give us the cream, you know?
- With the price of the cream...
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it would be like spreading yourself
of damned liquid gold.
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You know how much the surface area measures
total of six children?
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You are a human Tower Bridge.
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Subs4you and Serial Crush present:
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Raised by Wolves 1x03 - Mehemesis
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Translation: Ceebi, MissGiovi,
Memme, Rebekah24
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Review:
Rebekah24
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Oh, hello, grandpa. What are you doing here?
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Your grandmother is obsessed with dieting
liquid. Does not allow meat in the house.
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There is celery everywhere in our house.
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If it's your grandmother, keep her busy.
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Germaine, hi.
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Hi, Cathy. How nice of him
your coming here without warning.
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Unfortunately today is God's Day
close relatives, cousins not allowed. Excuse me.
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Let me in, Germolene. We went
to buy tobacco in Poland.
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- I have something for Della.
- Oh, I see.
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Well then it's better if you come in, since you have to
deliver a slow death to my mother.
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Maybe next time you could bring
a box of TBC or a basket of Ebola.
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Is that Cathy I hear?
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Cath-Cath! Hi beautiful.
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Do you also have grandfather's things?
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- Hello, grandfather. I have your smoke.
- Cathy, your grandmother isn't with you, right?
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No. I am alone and free, grandfather.
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Cathy!
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- Thank God.
- Hi, Wyatt.
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I didn't do the black pudding justice
eat it so quickly. I killed the fried food.
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They said not to worry about it
parts that look like straw and sawdust.
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Old Grampy doesn't care
of the side dish, as long as the price is good.
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Are you staying with us for a while, darling?
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- Yes, I'm relaxing a bit here.
- Wyatt, go get her a coke.
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- Can we have it too, mom?
- No. For Wyatt's teeth it's like throwing one at him
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beaten on him.
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But Mommy wouldn't do that, love.
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- You can have water.
- Well. Water "it's the taste".
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It's very poor tobacco.
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I would cough, but that reflex
He died a long time ago.
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Ok, you have to get rid of it
front garden for 20 minutes.
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- Cathy!
- Go!
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Go!
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Hi, Cath.
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And stay out of the sun!
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The shadow is free.
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Cameron hasn't hit her yet.
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I love the smell of paint in the morning.
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Aren't you going with them, dad?
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There will be gases, you know.
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I know I can do it.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Do you want the chair, Cathy?
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Wyatt. You are such a gentleman.
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This is where mom sits
when he watches the street cleaners.
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- Here's sixpence.
-Thank you, Cathy!
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It's old money, Wyatt, not
a diamond. Give yourself a break.
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Oh, how good it feels to do nothing.
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College is killing me.
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I melted.
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But melted in the head.
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- It's a whole new way of being fused.
- Yes.
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Right.
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I'll have to hide if I have to
pass someone I know.
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They call you the "weird family"
at school, since you are,
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you know...
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weirdos.
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Society rejects what it fears.
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And what do they know anyway?
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Who is the company then? Just people.
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They call you many things
actually, Germaine.
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Like "Lady Hagrid",
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"Russell Brand Women",
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“Fatty Winehouse.”
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It's a bit like the law
of the jungle at school.
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If you don't comply, you pay the price.
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Actually, I'm the one who
he invented "Grassa Winehouse".
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Thanks so much, Cathy.
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They think you're the mother, you know?
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As...
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So who do they think mom is?
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Your sexy older daughter.
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In six months, all this will be
full of fresh vegetables.
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And then the Coop can go screw itself.
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That smile is thrilling.
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Show it to him, daughter.
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Oh, there it is.
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At the right time, damn Tiddles.
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She came to do her business in
my new space, brindle shit.
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Well, not on my watch.
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It was horrible.
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For a moment it was like
if I had become your mother.
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I'll water that little bitch
every time I come back.
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He will teach her not to leave
the biscuit in my basket.
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Classical conditioning, Della.
Powerful technique. Nice move.
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Damn it works, dad.
I used it with children.
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Since I feed him food
very salty while I'm watching TV,
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they started yelling at each other
Dora the "cursed" explorer.
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Just a couple of sprays
on Tiddle's pink ass
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and I will learn to respect my boundaries.
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I would do it with your mother, but probably
she'd like that, you perverted old hen.
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Stop looking at her like that.
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So how?
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- As if I were interested in her.
- But I'm interested.
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She knows what happens beyond the
mailbox, Germaine.
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It's interesting.
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Yes, yes, it's easy for her to be.
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I would be too if my father
was having a breakdown
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and gave me an iPhone e
a hamster, just to cheer me up a little.
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Unfortunately, I'm not so lucky.
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Yes, the Gods have been so unfair to you!
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How's it going, losers?
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The Gods are on my side again!
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Lee!
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Oh my God.
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Look at it, Aretha...
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Glacial, like a sexy iceberg.
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Christ, I want to crash into him
with my transatlantic.
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Fuck the poor third class people!
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Look! My big one
fat Gypsy wedding!
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I knew he would have a line for me.
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Gypsy marriage is fine, it means
which associates me with weddings.
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And bare-knuckle fighting.
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I don't believe it.
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Is that Lee Rhind?
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Yes.
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He was a year behind me in school.
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The last time I saw him, he had
a Blackberry and the Justin Bieber haircut.
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Hate.
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Look at those dream tits, Aretha!
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I don't think they're called
boobs if they are on a man.
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She has such small nipples like...
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chocolate chips.
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I should go there. Tell him to stop.
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Yes, go ahead. But you wanted it.
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The last time I approached without it
announce me, he threw a dog at me.
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I think he'll be fine.
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I'll take the girls with me.
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Nobody fights with my girls.
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Crazy.
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- Hey, Rhind!
- What?
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Any minute now he'll come running back and...
she will cry because he will have called her a loser.
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Germaine, come on, you can't see
what's happening?
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- What? What's happening?
- Well, look.
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King Kong fell in love.
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It's not true!
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They could talk about anything.
Maybe he's asking her the way.
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Yes...
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for her vagina.
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Aretha, do something! Intervene!
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Get chased! Make him run away
with your dirty hair!
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Recognize it, there's chemistry. It's a fact.
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They can also have chemistry,
but I have a frightening intellect.
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Not to the scary intellect
The shorts look good, Germaine.
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This is what he wants,
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a beautiful plowing, soft and welcoming.
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He will arrive, with the intention of freeing the
its chocolate hostages and then bang!
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Seems a little harsh to me, Del.
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For me, I use the Gandhi approach.
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Pacifism, dad. And it's understandable, given that
that you practically live with the Vichy regime.
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Come on, Della, your mother can't do it
unless you're a hothead.
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It's one of the things I love about her.
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Hotheaded?
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He called Yoko a slut on Christmas day.
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Yeah, well, none of us are at our best
Yes on Christmas Day, right Della?
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Well, Ebenezer Scrooge is there
successful and so is the Grinch.
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Okay.
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I have to get the kids back.
The 20 minutes of air are over.
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This is how rickets is fought,
Professor Byron.
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Here, Ghandi, watch out for the cat.
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If you see the pink target, shoot.
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And no pacifism, dad. The way
you manage my mother is your business,
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but this beast must succumb.
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It's unacceptable.
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He crossed the line.
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I will have my revenge on
Catherine Elizabeth Garry.
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The best revenge is a life
Well lived, Germaine.
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I don't have time for a life well lived.
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He will punch her, or make her sterile.
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You're becoming Joffrey.
I'm just warning you.
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Lee thinks I have a body
perfect. He has good taste,
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and biceps like melons.
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What is the problem with
women of this family?
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I would have expected it from Germaine,
she liked Osama Bin Laden...
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- He had dreamy eyes, like Gareth Gates.
- But you're on a higher level, Cathy.
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- I expected more from you.
- Good, everyone inside.
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He won't let anyone take
sunburn again, Aretha.
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Sunburn on boat at lake
It was Germaine's fault, mother.
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He refused to return to shore.
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I had already paid for one
40 minute ride, Aretha!
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And I wanted to see the coot's nest.
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See you, losers!
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Yes! I want you, Lee.
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Well, I want...
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I want you so much.
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We could watch TV.
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I think Dora the Explorer started.
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I don't like Dora. Dora makes me thirsty.
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00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,318
How about we play a little game, Cathy?
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You would like to dance with
the devil in the moonlight?
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Fig! I'm bad at dancing games.
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00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,191
No... it's not really about dancing.
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Card games, gambling.
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Shitface.
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Strong, yes. Shitface is my game.
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Come on.
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So let's do it. Who plays?
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I!
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Aretha?
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No.
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I said no more family games
when Grandma Shit has me
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skewered his hand with a fork for
having bought Parco della Vittoria.
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Apparently the purple boxes are his.
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- Can I play?
- No!
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Yoko is not allowed to play
with cards. Cheat.
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- I don't cheat. I just know what card comes next.
- Yes, exactly... cheat.
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It's a two.
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Yoko!
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What is it? Are you playing Shitface?
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Yes.
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You know the rules: no gambling...
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without me.
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We're just getting started. You come.
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- Is he playing?
- No.
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Well, let's do it.
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Okay, then. Quick summary
rules for the little ones.
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The first one to run out of cards wins.
The last one is the Face of Shit.
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And every time one loses
receives a letter on his forehead.
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The 2 is the lowest card, the ace is the highest,
on the 10th eliminate and with the Jack write the letter.
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Someone wants to play with me
the lifetime dishwasher load?
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Nobody.
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Yes! USA! USA!
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Germaine has a six.
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Yoko!
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Mariah, do it for Mommy, darling.
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Pull that Jack on Wyatt's nine
and destroy his little dreams.
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Of...
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Della!
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No respite, huh?
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So what, kitty.
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It's just you and me.
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It's time to take a stand.
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Yoko!
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I'm sorry, Wyatt.
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Rules are rules.
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Don't bet what
You wouldn't want to lose, baby.
249
00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:57,469
Excellent, Cathy. The two of us remained.
250
00:14:58,055 --> 00:15:00,310
Everything is decided here.
251
00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:03,550
Tonight, you're going to die in Hell, Cathy.
252
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,953
You will dine in Hell. They say "you will dine in Hell".
253
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,815
Really? It's less terrible
to die in hell.
254
00:15:09,871 --> 00:15:12,887
- It's just a hot meal. That would be fine with me.
- Let's talk less,
255
00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:15,077
- and more play, Germaine.
- Yes, ok.
256
00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:17,720
Here it is. I'm about to destroy you.
257
00:15:25,565 --> 00:15:28,369
Nobody has ever won anything
with a seven, Germaine.
258
00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:33,551
One ace, and I'm done!
259
00:15:33,606 --> 00:15:36,580
- Now that's a shitty face.
- Thank you so much Gods!
260
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,631
USA! USA!
261
00:15:38,664 --> 00:15:39,440
YOU FACE OF SHIT
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00:15:39,476 --> 00:15:42,706
- I beat you, Germaine. Yay!
- Come on! Give me another chance, the revenge.
263
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,190
Yes, the revenge.
264
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,587
Yes, because at Wimbledon
they always grant revenge,
265
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:49,503
in case the loser is sad
and want another chance!
266
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:52,660
Stop it, Aretha. Don't pose!
267
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:56,159
Come on, Cathy. We can do a
shorter game, like... Snap,
268
00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:58,776
or one of general knowledge,
fold or double.
269
00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,863
You have nothing to double, Germaine.
270
00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:02,336
I took everything from you.
271
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:04,678
But, I'm in!
272
00:16:05,076 --> 00:16:06,591
Aretha will ask the questions.
273
00:16:06,955 --> 00:16:08,820
He is impartial, like Evan Davis.
274
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:18,482
Well. Then, it will be a
family culture quiz.
275
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:20,916
Three questions, the finger plus
fast responds first.
276
00:16:21,036 --> 00:16:23,743
According to Mariah how many people
do they live in Great Britain?
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3,000.
278
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:27,211
- Correct. Point for Cathy.
- It's not right.
279
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,425
You know I don't give a damn about Mariah!
280
00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:31,262
Ask me something I care about.
281
00:16:31,313 --> 00:16:35,815
Very good. This Christmas, Germaine has
tried to insult me by calling me...
282
00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:38,246
"red" something.
283
00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:40,996
I have it! It was "basilisk red".
284
00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:42,043
Yes, exactly.
285
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:44,638
Although technically, it's not an insult,
286
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,487
the term has two meanings:
A, has a mythological meaning
287
00:16:47,524 --> 00:16:49,745
and B, indicates the king of snakes.
288
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,116
Here is the decisive question.
289
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:55,743
What is Yoko's greatest fear?
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00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,430
The blood! No.
291
00:16:58,673 --> 00:16:59,643
The birds! No.
292
00:16:59,671 --> 00:17:01,470
The theme song for Panorama!
293
00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:03,804
I choose Panorama. � Panorama.
294
00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:04,977
Yoko?
295
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,350
It's at the top of the list, but it's not the biggest.
296
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:08,455
Bullshit!
297
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,649
� Michael Parkinson?
298
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,947
It's number three.
299
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,237
Uncle Nigel's hands?
300
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,025
They look like monkey paws.
301
00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:23,194
So Cathy wins...
302
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:24,510
again.
303
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:27,092
- The quiz is over.
- USA.!
304
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,742
- USA.!
- Absolutely not!
305
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:32,631
I know a lot more about the family
compared to Cathy. I'm part of it.
306
00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:33,764
For example,
307
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:36,979
I bet Cathy doesn't know why not
we went bowling on my birthday.
308
00:17:37,025 --> 00:17:40,569
Because the prices at the bowling alley
I'm a damn shame.
309
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:43,018
I won't spend £3.75 on a juice.
310
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,444
Not now, not ever.
311
00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:45,470
No, mom.
312
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:50,488
You and I know it was because Aretha did
she would be ashamed to ask for men's shoes.
313
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:54,301
His feet are monstrously large,
like those of a platypus.
314
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,111
- Shut up, Germaine.
- Too late, mom.
315
00:17:56,148 --> 00:17:58,676
My files are searchable.
I am the new Assange.
316
00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:00,463
Yoko, here's an explosive truth.
317
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,480
Mom takes money from your special
piggy bank, to pay the milkman.
318
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,703
They are my fund for the
Natural History Museum.
319
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,619
I always return them later.
320
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,230
It's that damned milkman
He's picky with pennies.
321
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:12,572
What about you, Cathy?
322
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,369
Did you know that Grandma Shit calls you "the orphan"?
323
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,878
Why are your parents insignificant?
324
00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:20,343
Bang! Great job, Edward Snowden!
325
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:23,649
- Enough bullshit. Off to bed! Now!
- No, mom.
326
00:18:23,722 --> 00:18:27,151
I am the truth and you can't
put the truth to sleep.
327
00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:28,801
Hell if I can!
328
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:33,202
Go to bed, Germaine.
329
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:39,378
Agree. The truth goes to sleep
She's obviously not welcome here.
330
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,345
Have fun with Lee. Be kind.
331
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,910
It's much more sensitive than that
his t-shirts make believe.
332
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:58,108
Oh Chris, that's a beautiful bird!
333
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:02,399
It's true. We would like you to
if you took care of this weekend
334
00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:05,333
and subsequent ones. It's a barn owl...
335
00:19:06,303 --> 00:19:09,626
Pet the proud predator, Chris.
336
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,418
Calm her down now.
337
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:15,317
It seems that Germaine is running away again.
338
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:18,491
But damn! Springwatch has just begun.
339
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,788
What the hell are you doing, Germaine?
340
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:46,525
I'm running away, obviously.
341
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:49,467
You won't go anywhere.
The bus leaves at six.
342
00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:53,631
Well. Then I'll make myself one
new life here at the stop.
343
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,771
Come on, come on. Tell me what's up.
344
00:20:00,495 --> 00:20:01,656
I listen to you.
345
00:20:02,859 --> 00:20:05,009
Why does everyone love Cathy?
346
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,510
She's bad. I hate her.
347
00:20:06,561 --> 00:20:11,107
Ok, you don't like Cathy but what's the problem?
I hate a lot of people: my mother, Bill Oddie,
348
00:20:11,135 --> 00:20:14,628
- the 90's band called All Saints...
- But I'm not a "hater"!
349
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,090
I hate haters!
350
00:20:16,168 --> 00:20:18,813
I comment on YouTube videos
so that it is more than clear.
351
00:20:18,892 --> 00:20:22,431
There's nothing wrong with a little
of hate, Germaine. He's human.
352
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:25,004
You just have to learn to disguise it, that's all.
353
00:20:25,071 --> 00:20:27,085
- Mask my hatred?
- Yes.
354
00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:28,585
Having two faces.
355
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,470
This is my advice, Germaine.
356
00:20:30,544 --> 00:20:34,009
You will be able to express all your hatred
when capitalism goes to hell
357
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,830
and you will fight with a
Homemade Kalashnikov.
358
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,237
So this is what everyone does?
359
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:41,315
Are they just pretending to like each other?
360
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,956
90% of the time, Germaine, that's the case.
361
00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:44,654
Now,
362
00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:47,150
let's go home and apologize to your cousin.
363
00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:49,911
And you can be as fake as you want.
364
00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,728
This is your reward.
365
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,859
- I'm leaving, Germaine.
- Cathy.
366
00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:12,341
Germaine would like to tell you
something before it goes.
367
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:17,237
Sorry for my crude words.
Forgive my bad temper.
368
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:20,151
We shouldn't fight over a
man. We're better than that.
369
00:21:20,207 --> 00:21:22,287
Were we fighting over a man?
370
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:31,972
Shit! Grampa!
371
00:21:38,902 --> 00:21:39,621
Dad?
372
00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:40,785
From the.
373
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:44,059
Believe me. I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I'm playing hard.
374
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,920
It's right where I wanted it to be.
375
00:21:46,311 --> 00:21:47,331
Me too.
376
00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:50,223
From the?
377
00:21:50,383 --> 00:21:51,416
Sorry dad,
378
00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:53,887
but I'm not a pacifist.
379
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:54,738
From the!
380
00:22:09,355 --> 00:22:11,927
Well, you never ran away
so far so far.
381
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:15,316
You came all that way, all the way to
bus stop. Compliments.
382
00:22:15,385 --> 00:22:17,631
Maybe next time
you will go past the post office.
383
00:22:17,695 --> 00:22:20,911
Fuck me, Aretha, but I am
I am the winner of the situation.
384
00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:24,772
Mom thinks I was two-faced
with Cathy as you said, but in reality...
385
00:22:24,836 --> 00:22:26,921
I just pretended to be.
386
00:22:26,956 --> 00:22:27,706
You see?
387
00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,946
I'm two-faced on another level.
388
00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:34,046
Brilliant, huh? Just like Sherlock Holmes.
389
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,593
You're not Holmes, Germaine.
390
00:22:35,713 --> 00:22:37,940
You are Watson who thinks he is Holmes.
391
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,912
"Once the impossible has been eliminated,
392
00:22:40,032 --> 00:22:42,571
what remains, however unlikely...
393
00:22:42,802 --> 00:22:43,683
it will be me
394
00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:44,935
what do I do
395
00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:45,698
Lee."
396
00:22:49,631 --> 00:22:50,992
Dream, Watson.
397
00:22:51,888 --> 00:22:52,927
Loser.
398
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:58,755
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